School Valentines Interpreted

Posted on Feb 13, 2016 in stuff

Valentine’s Day can be a stressful day for any elementary school student. Being required to give a card to each classmate means having to select the right sentiment for friends, crushes (both open and secret), enemies, and outcasts. I thought it would be a fun exercise to examine some school valentines from the past and breakdown each card’s meaning and target audience.


Master Pancake Theater: Batman Forever

Posted on Apr 10, 2014 in Shows

I’m teaming up with Master Pancake Theater for four straight weekend to- wait- shit, we’re two weekends deep already. Well, okay, for the next two weekends I’ll be sitting in with Master Pancake Theater to make fun of Batman Forever. I’ll tell you something, team, this movie had it coming. It’s like the movie right before Batman gets sober.
We’ll be at the Alamo Ritz April 11&12 and 18&19. We’ll also be in Houston April 14 and Dallas April 27. Check out the shows page for more info.
And now before someone mentions it, here’s that dumb song.